"He doesn’t do stepovers, but when he has to perform, he performs. He does what the game asks him to do."
Alles Gute zum 25. Geburtstag, Thomas Müller!
Once upon a time Thomas Müller was celebrating a goal when a wild André Schürrle appeared…
it’s the sassy hand after he scores that kills me, as if he’s clicking his fingers like yES BITCH
he’s flipping his imaginary cape
Georgia and Romeo Skinny Condensed!
You know there is this german saying “Der hat doch als Kind Blei gefressen” when someone shows very strange behavior which translates to “He must have eaten plumb as a child” and I’m 100% sure that this is what happened to Thomas Müller